Who let the dogs out ? June 20, 2006

At least, I have something to tell you. Rejoice, my friends, for we are here to laugh at (or with ?) me.

You know le bac is over, so my friends and I are all finished with our fucking exams. So we decided to celebrate it friday, and saturday, and sunday, and monday nights. But more on the monday. That is to say yesterday.

I had spent the all day at Noémie's, saying crap, watching The Lion King (so sad, when Mufasa dies), playing with her kitten, cleaning scratches, etc.

Then, Elsa rejoined us, and we went for a walk in our town. But, I said we didnt celebrate correctly the end of exams, so we bought some boose, and climb up the door of the park (we are young, poor and angry, you know) but it's a very nice park, and it's stupid to close it after 9pm, isnt it ?

So, we had our little adventure : try to avoid the guy whose job is to prevent nasty young people to enter the park by night. Then we sat on the grass, started to chat and saying non sense. Then, we realized that we never had any lesbian kiss. Such a shame ! Therefore, we decided to fix the problem, and decided to kiss each other (Elsa, Noémie and me). Yes, we all made out.

So hippie-like, isnt it ? 

Heaven, I’m in Heaven… May 25, 2006

My beloved readers (Happychick, ok), I have some important news.

I had my drama exam last Tuesday, as you might remember. Let me tell you :

 Once upon a time, in a far, far kingdom where pupils were to have drama exam, erm… Well, I was among them.
So, we were said to come for 8 am, which means we had to be there at 7.30 am (sooooooo cool). We were about 25, and the list on the door indicated us we were all planned to have the exam at 8 am, which is quite puzzling since it is an oral exam and it is individual.

Anyway, no one went into The Room since the teachers were late and came at 9. Great. Woohoo. Then, we were told that there was no real list established, so we had to enter The Room at random. I waited, and waited and waited and waited. 12 am… I was starving. The teachers came and told us to have a break and go eating, since they were doing the same, and that they'd be back at 1 pm. I desperately found 6€ (go to hell if you dont know what's 6€ equals in dollars, you Amercan imperialists)(Yes, I'm mean and racist if I decide to). So I found 6€ and I crossed the street to buy me a burger and chips, but I didnt order a drink since I had a bottle of water in my bag, my mom told me to take one, and she was right you know, you should always have water on you, it is very useful. Where was I ? Yes, the drama thing.

So, I came back in the school the kingdom very very far, and I started waiting. I was used to it, anyway. And two hours later (yes my lovely fellows, it was 3pm, therefore I've been waiting for *counting on my fingers* 8 1/2 hours !!!) I entered The Room. And I started to play my role. And I made them laugh. And yes, of course it was a comedy.

And then, they asked my question about a file I had to make : talk about my experience, some plays that I saw and study any theme that I want. So, I chose to study Drama and Handicap, or "How do the differences disappear on stage ?". I know, it's a genius idea. They loved it.

Moreover, one teacher told me at the end "Don't stop playing drama" !!! Hahaha ! La classe !

More moreover : a friend that came into The Rooooooooom after me had a look on the teacher's papers. And she saw my mark. And I have 20/20 !!! or A+++++ !!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH !!!

Now, down on your bended knees and lick my boots.

I like pizzas but I don’t have any idea for a title May 21, 2006

Long time since my last post. Actually, things have gone pretty crazy, I have many things to do.
I have to :

1. Prepare my drama exam. Date : next tuesday (argh). Text : quite unknown.

2. Prepare my english exam. Date : 31st May. Do not forget to read Frankenstein, which was supposed to be finished last February. Chapters read : 3,5.

3. Prepare philosophy, history, geography, litterature exams : learn dates by heart, reread philosophy lessons, make maps, read Kafka's Trial (supposed to be read last February (yeah, I know))

4. Pass my driving exam BEFORE 15th July.

I can't write more, I have to… erm… Where's my rope ? 

Me and tomorrow’s test May 12, 2006

Philosophy.
Yes, you heard it well, people. Tomorrow I have a philosophy test. Four hours in front of two essays or a text commentary. Do not say "aaaaaaaargh", I'll have to choose just one subject. Not that I'm too stupid to think about philosophy (you'll soon realize that I love to brag), but this year, philo have been so… boring. I used to love philosophy. Things change. Or maybe teachers do.

It will be about aaaaaaaaaall what we did this year. To prepare us to do the real test, that is to say, the final exam. Le baccalauréat. Le bac.

Do you know le bac ? No, of course you dont know le bac. Lucky fellows. Le bac is one of the most terrible thing that happen this year. With the fact that my english teacher is actually my english teacher. And that my philosophy teacher is actually my philosophy teacher. And also the fact that I had to spend a whole year in company of dumb, silly, insane fashion-victims.

My school is located in one of the most rich district of the town next to mine. La Varenne (I'm sure you pronounce it awfully, and this is good because I hate La Varenne)(except the shop where you can buy delicious ice creams, though not as delicious as Ben & Jerry's)(trying to be sponsored). In La Varenne, you gotta wear Dolce & Gabanna, Calvin Klein, Chanel otherwise you're not in. Personnaly, I'm out. But believe me, it's very exhausting to be stared at as if you were some kind of… normal, sensible people. Dammit ! Why am I so sensible ? I wont be admitted in the Fashion Club. Such a shame. By the way, did you know if you want to be trendy you absolutely have to wear Calvin Klein pants ? Transparent ?

I'm so sad my parents refuse to get me transparent pants. Therefore, I am going to prepare le bac and maybe on my way I will die.

See you guys 

Meet the blog May 10, 2006

Well, now that I'm done with the options and stuffs, I think the blog will stay like this for a moment.

Then, meet the blog, which is quite refreshing and smooth like a strawberries and macaronis smoothie.

I also created some categories. Quite cliché. But I like cliché, who doesnt ? (The one who answers "me" can now leave. And quicker. You know, I can see you, giggling at the back.)

So, soon, news of France, or something else, dunno yet.

Gotta work on some poetry.

This is a first post (yes it is) May 10, 2006

Waow. Here's my first post. In english.
Guess you should know that I'm French. A real one. From Paris. And I eat camembert with baguette. Not all the time. Anyway, who cares ? The point is that I might not have a correct english/american (by the way, is this blog american or english ? You tell me)

But I can see you're wondering "why dont the french chick get a french blog ?" (Yes, in France we also have blogs).
Simple answer : because I cant. It's crazy but I cant have a french blog. I cant talk about me, and things and anything in french, to a french audience. But I wish I could, because sometimes, I'd just want, you know, write things that cross my head down. And surprise, I do it pretty well in english.

Waow I just discovered the button "save and continue editing" ! Such a great thing ! Dont have that with french blogs. Ok, ok, no one cares.

Maybe shall I begin with some personal stuffs about me. Like, I'm 17, and a girl, and I go to high school (last year before college). That will do it for the moment. You'll know more after. Maybe. Oh, and I think I might be a Democrat.

One of the aims is also to speak about differences of culture, like I'm gonna tell "woah, in France its terrible because people etc etc" and maybe you're gonna react by saying "hey, you're crazy, this is so cool !". Or not. I'm gonna publish this, and then play with my brand new blog.

See you later