Heaven, I’m in Heaven…

My beloved readers (Happychick, ok), I have some important news.

I had my drama exam last Tuesday, as you might remember. Let me tell you :

 Once upon a time, in a far, far kingdom where pupils were to have drama exam, erm… Well, I was among them.
So, we were said to come for 8 am, which means we had to be there at 7.30 am (sooooooo cool). We were about 25, and the list on the door indicated us we were all planned to have the exam at 8 am, which is quite puzzling since it is an oral exam and it is individual.

Anyway, no one went into The Room since the teachers were late and came at 9. Great. Woohoo. Then, we were told that there was no real list established, so we had to enter The Room at random. I waited, and waited and waited and waited. 12 am… I was starving. The teachers came and told us to have a break and go eating, since they were doing the same, and that they'd be back at 1 pm. I desperately found 6€ (go to hell if you dont know what's 6€ equals in dollars, you Amercan imperialists)(Yes, I'm mean and racist if I decide to). So I found 6€ and I crossed the street to buy me a burger and chips, but I didnt order a drink since I had a bottle of water in my bag, my mom told me to take one, and she was right you know, you should always have water on you, it is very useful. Where was I ? Yes, the drama thing.

So, I came back in the school the kingdom very very far, and I started waiting. I was used to it, anyway. And two hours later (yes my lovely fellows, it was 3pm, therefore I've been waiting for *counting on my fingers* 8 1/2 hours !!!) I entered The Room. And I started to play my role. And I made them laugh. And yes, of course it was a comedy.

And then, they asked my question about a file I had to make : talk about my experience, some plays that I saw and study any theme that I want. So, I chose to study Drama and Handicap, or "How do the differences disappear on stage ?". I know, it's a genius idea. They loved it.

Moreover, one teacher told me at the end "Don't stop playing drama" !!! Hahaha ! La classe !

More moreover : a friend that came into The Rooooooooom after me had a look on the teacher's papers. And she saw my mark. And I have 20/20 !!! or A+++++ !!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH !!!

Now, down on your bended knees and lick my boots.

4 Responses

  1. Well done! Firstly, I’m sure i”m not your only reader (they er, just don’t comment that much…). Congratulations! Thats fricken wicked. I suck at drama. My teacher is a pretty bot (he could be gay- im not quite sure). Anyway, I am very jealous. And I think you are very funny too. At least, you make me laugh. *mwah!* xx chick

  2. ooo kinky. The boot thing I mean. Many congrats on your good performance though :) Sounds like you have a great future.

  3. Hahaha ! Me ? A great future ? Come on, I’d better find a real job than comedian.

  4. ok, come back now!!!! where are you frenchie?

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