Me and tomorrow’s test

Philosophy.
Yes, you heard it well, people. Tomorrow I have a philosophy test. Four hours in front of two essays or a text commentary. Do not say "aaaaaaaargh", I'll have to choose just one subject. Not that I'm too stupid to think about philosophy (you'll soon realize that I love to brag), but this year, philo have been so… boring. I used to love philosophy. Things change. Or maybe teachers do.

It will be about aaaaaaaaaall what we did this year. To prepare us to do the real test, that is to say, the final exam. Le baccalauréat. Le bac.

Do you know le bac ? No, of course you dont know le bac. Lucky fellows. Le bac is one of the most terrible thing that happen this year. With the fact that my english teacher is actually my english teacher. And that my philosophy teacher is actually my philosophy teacher. And also the fact that I had to spend a whole year in company of dumb, silly, insane fashion-victims.

My school is located in one of the most rich district of the town next to mine. La Varenne (I'm sure you pronounce it awfully, and this is good because I hate La Varenne)(except the shop where you can buy delicious ice creams, though not as delicious as Ben & Jerry's)(trying to be sponsored). In La Varenne, you gotta wear Dolce & Gabanna, Calvin Klein, Chanel otherwise you're not in. Personnaly, I'm out. But believe me, it's very exhausting to be stared at as if you were some kind of… normal, sensible people. Dammit ! Why am I so sensible ? I wont be admitted in the Fashion Club. Such a shame. By the way, did you know if you want to be trendy you absolutely have to wear Calvin Klein pants ? Transparent ?

I'm so sad my parents refuse to get me transparent pants. Therefore, I am going to prepare le bac and maybe on my way I will die.

See you guys